Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Do not let appearances deceive you!

Now I have a devoted life-partner, the beautiful and delicate Little Sammy! He is the king of Man Pit and rules with an iron paw. He is the most gorgeous companion a single inner-city gay man could ask for. Just look at him…

This is how he spends most evenings, snoozing beside me while I obsess over television/Twitter/Facebook/blog. He sleeps beside me every night and when we first snuggle into bed we spoon. We go walking together atleast twice a day like any romantic couple would, sometimes three times.

He is flawless in almost every way!

Notice I said ‘almost’?

Now have a listen to this, the audio from the same moment this shot was taken…

LISTEN TO LITTLE SAMMY HERE!

He snores like a 180kg truck driver! So unbelievably loud!

And he can start snoring literally five seconds after resting his head. I have to turn the TV up to drown him out. On those rare sleepless nights it can drive you insane. Lets also not forget that he sleeps for atleast 70% of his day. Now that is a helluva lot of snoring.

So while he looks like the cutest little angel you’ve ever seen, appearances can be deceiving. Deep inside Little Sammy is a Russian weightlifter begging to be let out.



6 comments:

Katy M said...

He is lovely. Not to compare my child to a dog (but I will) she is four, cute, girly and also snores like a massive truckie.

I love the purple polish too!

Melodramatic Me said...

Dexter (the serial killer Cavalier King Charles) snores like an absolute trooper, and he's a trim and taut six month old. Gawd help our family when he gets old and fat....

Sarah Derrig said...

OMG! Pissed my pants listening to that!! Too funny! What a cutie pie! Sadie has been begging us for a puppy dog recently x

ST. MURPHY said...

Get Sadie a King Charles Cavalier, they are the most adorable dogs in the world. And can I just say, the most amazing companions you could ask for. Best lapdogs ever. xoxoxo

Sarah Derrig said...

Well I've told her that when she's 5 she can get a puppy to take care of and I must say I think the King Charles Cavalier's are VERY cute!!!! But I just know it will end up being my dog! As long as their shits aren't too big I don't mind! Most nights we have two cats and a three year old in bed with us - what's one more!

A Keeper said...

PMSL! Now let me tell you about the effing rat that gets into the roof and chews on the boards at 1am in the bloody morning......

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